FAQ's
🏴☠️ Do you sell PDFs?
Ahoy, no! We don’t sell digital versions of our books because PDF pirates are real, and they’re ruthless. They sail the internet seas with their eye patches and sticky fingers, plundering creators’ work and sinking small businesses.
We stick to print copies only, lovingly packed and shipped to your door — no live parrots included.
🗺️ Where do you ship to?
Right now, our treasure maps only chart a course across the United States. We’d love to sail further, but international shipping costs are more treacherous than a kraken in a bad mood.
So for now, we’re keeping our fleet stateside — safe harbors only.
But who knows? Maybe one day we’ll brave the high seas and deliver our goods to distant shores. Until then, it’s all hands on deck right here in the USA.
☠️ My package was stolen or
arrived damaged!
Avast! If your package arrived damaged, or if some scallywag made off with it before you could say “yo ho ho” — don’t panic.
Sometimes porch pirates strike, and even the strongest packaging can’t withstand every cannon blast in the mail system.
Just click the envelope below to send a message via delivery seagulls. Let us know what happened. We might ask ye for a photo. Then we’ll hoist the sails and make it right faster than you can say “plundered parcel.”
No fuss, no mutiny.