FAQ's
π΄β οΈ Do you sell PDFs?
We don’t sell digital versions of our books because PDF pirates are real, and they’re ruthless. They sail the internet seas with their eye patches and sticky fingers, plundering creators’ work and sinking small businesses.
We stick to print copies only, lovingly packed and shipped to your door — no live parrots included.
πΊοΈ Where do you ship to?
Right now, we ship to the United States. We’d love to go further, but international shipping costs are more than our books do.
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β οΈ My package was stolen or
arrived damaged!
If your package arrived damaged, or if some scallywag made off with it, don’t panic.
Sometimes porch pirates strike, and even the strongest packaging can’t withstand every cannon blast in the mail system.
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Just click "contact seller" on our Etsy Shop and send a message to us. Let us know what happened. We might ask for a photo. Then we’ll make it right faster than you can say “plundered parcel.”
No fuss.
